5 Marks

Teacher:  5 Marks le ke bhi tum Has rahe ho..
Student: Yes soch kar has raha hu ki ye 5 marks bhi kaise aaye...

Inspritational Message

Never win People with argument.
But defeat them with your silence.
Because the people who always want to argue with you,
Can not bear your silence.

Inspritational Message

When Something Goes wrong, Its more important to decide who is going to start fixing things. Rather than thinking who you are going to blame for it.

Unmarried Hone ka phyada

Unmarried Hone ka sabse bara fyada Kyahein?

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Aap subhey Bed ke dono taraf se uth sakte hein....

Sooraj Purab se

Suraj Porab se kyu Ugta hein??




Chod na! Kyu dimag Lagate ho? Hume Kya?

Pati-Patni

Patni: Aapko Mujhme sabse jyada kya accha lagta hein Beauty or Brain?
Pati: Mujhe to tumhari Majak Karne ki aadat aachi lagti hein...

New year 2012

This year is fundamental mathematical operation of '1'.
1+1=2
1-1=0
1*1=1
1+1=2
That is "2012"
Happy new year
Please do not force me for Noble prize...